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1. Wow – you’re much smaller in real life!

2. Why do the press dislike you so – even the quality ones?

3. I liked your earlier work much more than the new stuff.

4. Is it really that hard to stay married or are you just a commitment-phobe?

5. Those recent revelations about your past didn’t change my opinion at all – you dragged yourself up from the gutter and that’s fine by me.

6. Could you sign this? It’s not for me, its for my girlfriend – she thinks you’re good.